Jokes (so that you can laugh)
Why did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What is the plural of man?
Men
The red ones were in the wash!
What is the plural of child?
Twins
What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?
A dog.
How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
A Nervous Wreck.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boggie in it.
posted by Sally at 9:36 PM
3 Comments:
Heh heh, that nervous wreck one is the best!
Here's another one that I heard...
Patient (waking up from surgery):
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs"
Doctor:
"Thats because I amputated your arms"
Um Sal, I almost posted a threatening post because I looked at your list of links to other people's blogs, and I wasn't there, and I was going to fume and rave, and then I looked more closely and it said "Great Cook". Ah evidently this means me. I am deeply touched. I'm glad you like me so much. However it is not very evident that it is me for those who have not had the life-changing privilege of fine dining at Hermil. Maybe you could insert something to remove the ambiguity (as Rupert is also a good cook). Perhaps "Estaire zee guud kook" or something like that ...
Get your hands off that its Nacho Chesse!!
Te-he-he
Hey Sally can you give us a demonstration of "niquing up on a rabit" sometime :P
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