More jokes
I figured it was a long time since I posted anything, so I should say something. Unfortunately, I don't really bave anything profound to share with you all. So, I thought more jokes may be in order.
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was an udder catastrophe!
What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's back?
WHEEEEEEEE!!!
What did the monkey say when he put his tail
on the Railroad tracks?
It won't be long now!
Did you know that they had baseball in the Bible?
In the Big Inning Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and the Prodigal son ran home.
Who serves ice cream faster than a speeding bullet?
Scooperman!
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What is grey on the inside and clear on the outside?
An elephant in a zip-lock sandwich bag.
Why does a ballerina wear a tutu?
Because the one-one's too small and the three-three's too big.
If two shirt collars had a race, which one would win?
Neither one. It would end in a tie.
posted by Sally at 1:45 PM
3 Comments:
Hey Sally,
I loved your jokes, they were a crack up!! This is my new blog!! I don't know how to get links up the side so I don't know how to add addresses but it's all good, I'll survive!!! : )
Anyways, keep up the good jokes!! I love them!!
Yay for sally!!
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the both proceed to drink. The giraffe gets quite badly totalled and passes out, so the man decideds its probably a good time to leave. As he walks out the bar man calls to him "You cant leave that lyin' there!" to which the man responds "Thats not a lion, its a giraffe!"
Ok, so its better being told than writen, but i thought you would appreciate the sillyness
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