Superbly manufactured if I do say so myself

Two posts in two days. Wow.

Two squirrels are in the bar, one turns to the other and says, “you look like a carrot that just ate a weasel”

No pun intended.

Anyway. I don’t know that I have anything to post but I felt like I had to do it. So….

What’s the difference between Michelle and a squirrel?

One eats nuts and the other is nuts.

Timaru still exists. I know it because I am here, in the land of Timaru. With my hostage, the giant squirrel lover of doom (hehe, did I make anyone think of the game?).

No-one else is at my house in timaru at the moment, because they are all camping. It’s quite exciting because I stole my brother’s room while he doesn’t know, it’s way nicer than mine is, he has a big comfortable bed.

I am allergic to my cat. It’s quite sad really, I like him but he makes me sniffle and sneeze.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how long it takes for them to nut out how to do it.



The blogger thing went nuts today. First I could not sign in, then I was signed into Ian and Leeza Lesleys account. Just think of the havoc I could have wreaked. But I was good. It made me think how fun it would be if it did it into someones who I knew. Hehe.